20+ Crazy Russian Dating Site Pictures That Out-weird Craigslist

Oliver Brown

Journalist

Internet dating is a lot more shady and weird than regular dating. You either get people who lie massively up until the point where you meet their true and decisively unimpressively selves, or people who put their worst foot forward from the get go. There are blogs upon blogs dedicated to horrible dating website profiles.

And then there’s Internet dating sites in Russia. Russia is basically the weirdest – and not in the cute Japanese way – place on earth. Everything about it defies common sense. Yet despite it all, it has produced some of the most amazing artists of all fields. It’s safe to say that the people in these pictures have never heard of any of them.

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Babusha-in-selfie chic is very much in vogue these days.

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Goats love him, and so should you!

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This shot is marketed to mass murderers who dream of girls drenched in red fluids.

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They can be romantic, and they’re ready to defend you!

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Everybody loves a woman from Chernobyl!

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Who couldn’t love those muscles or wall carpets.

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Don’t you love a woman who can show you her kitchen?

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Actually two kids in a bear fur coat.

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The queen of scenic Russian nature!

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Literate AND clean? Sign me up!

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I guess she’s machine-washable, which is … a benefit?

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In Russia, both vacuums and AK’s see a similar amount of use at home.

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Mermaid looking for a strong man to carry her to the sea.

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A Russian home is not complete without a wall carpet.

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The fly won’t know what hit her.

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She’s always carrying a snack around, eh?

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Will protect your honor, your yappy dog and you wall carpet.

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Some get high on life, others on chicken.

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With Piotr, every day is Valentine’s day. And Halloween, too.

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Does the wall carpet match the Lada?

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Aw, yeah, baby, show me your kitchen counters!

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Pros: literate, eats healthy. Cons: none.

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It’s called “Maroz casual”, thank you very much!

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Ladies are defenseless against his fly style!

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Actually a photo from Russia’s #1 fun park.

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Her eyes said “ugh”, but her face… also said “ugh”.

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I love a man who appreciates a good wall mounted microwave

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Ooops, you caught me there!

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Bag is love, bag is life.

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